Dear New York Publishing Industry,
I miss you since I moved to Texas during the last recession. That baby I quit my really awesome travel trade writing/editing job for is 7 and the last baby is 3.5. I want to come back. I’ve been doing two blogs in the meantime, but everyone knows by now that the blogs aren’t paying the mortgage, except for that Dooce chick and Darren Rowse, The Problogger.
I know everything about science, technology and health. Of course, this is not true, but I do know how to research everything and document it and write it up. Because I’m a writer like that.
Please. Consider me for this position.