Kardashians & Girls Gone Wild

By Tracee Sioux

Keeping Up With the Kardashians is another E! television series which makes me want to . . . what? It’s so depraved, I’m at a loss.

Lets start with worst mother on the planet (at least on television) – Kris Kardashian. This woman has phone conversations with the Girls Gone Wild President, who happens to be in jail for violating and exploiting little girls, both to get off and to sell a lot of child porn. “I can’t believe you’re in jail, we really should drive up there and get you out somehow,” she whimpers at him.

This guy is pretty much the superhero for pedophiles, but whatever. Kris feels it would be a good career move to sell her model/actress teenage daughters to him. She doesn’t understand why anyone would let a little “stigma” of sexual exploitation of children bother them when this is obviously a “classy” swim wear collection.

So she takes the girls, lying to her husband, and poses for Girls Gone Wild. Brilliant motherhood/management move.

Father finds out and goes off to find Kris. He leaves their pre-pubescent daughters with adult brother Brody. This is where the show takes a Nambla tone – and I’m sure all members of Nambla recorded the episode and will watch it over and over with their pants down.

Kendal, 11, and Kylie, 9, start taunting their brother Brody about Girls Gone Wild and lifting up their shirts. He invites his adult male friend over to join in the fun. Even joking that he’s invited “girls” over to play with. The tween girls dance around a stripper pole – why do these people have a stripper pole in their home? Lifting their tops singing Girls Gone Wild! Girls Gone Wild! Girls Gone Wild! These Elementary School students grab a belt and play a game of whipping and chasing these men who are babysitting them screaming their sexual taunt.

A video camera is gotten out and the babysitting adult male friend tapes the girls dancing around the stripper pole singing Girls Gone Wild and flashing their bare stomachs joking about putting it on You Tube. Finally, brother Brody walks in the room and puts a stop to it. But instead of punching his friend in the face, he thinks it’s all really funny.

At the end of the episode the 3 older girls joke about being Charlies Angels with the imprisoned pornographer who jokes about wanting to screw them and which of them is hottest.

Their father “accidentally” finds the video of his youngest daughters flashing and screaming Girls Gone Wild around a stripper pole and it’s obvious who’s in trouble – the pre-teen girls. How dare they act like that?

We see Mother, feigning shock that this kind of porno-fun is going on.

What, Mrs. Kardashian? Did you think maybe they should wait until they are 12 or 13 before selling them to the highest-bidding child pornographer? (Which, in this case, happens to be E!)

Previews for next week involve Hugh Hefner and Mrs. Kardashian trying to convince her daughter to take her bra off. E!’s website is featuring Kardashian parental advice about how to raise responsible children and get girls to dress age-appropriately.

This is the new normal.