Dear Friends and Family,
I know you love Ainsley and so I sold your names, addresses, email addresses, phone and cell numbers to solicitors for a school fund raiser.
They gave the school 50 cents for each family member or friend I sold out.
Gotta support our schools. I knew you’d understand.
(I’m only kidding. I would never, ever do this to you and you better not do it to me.)
Hi Mom. Don’t you want to buy some Dollar Store crap for $15 for Ainsley’s school? They’ll give Ainsley a 25 cent pencil if you buy $50 worth.
Mom, can I feed a real tiger and get my picture made, it’s a fund raiser for school?How much?
waaaa waaaa waaa! I WANT TO FEED THE BABY TIGER WITH A BOTTLE!
Daddy will Photoshop one for you. (see above pic)
Please can’t we buy the cereal with a Box Top?
Ainsley, I’m not changing cereal for Box Tops.
I have to bring the paper back by Thursday with 10 Box Tops on it.
I’ll paper clip $1 to the note.
No, that’s cheating! You have to put Box Tops on it or they won’t give me a prize!
Grandma don’t you want to pay $5 more for the Family Home Journal. It’s a fundraiser for Ainsley’s school.
Honey, do we need any candles? It’s a fundraiser for Ainsley’s school.
How bout some soup?
Dear Primary School: Thanks for all the family harmony over the fundraisers this year. It’s been real.