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Rockin' the Vagina

I walk into my BFF Jenny's house (Yes, the fabulous Jenny, owner of Ms. Sparrow's Holistic Cleaning Co.), she turns from the delectable tomato soup she's stirring for our girls night and says, You're rockin' the vagina today with that…
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The Anti-Shocker

Hollister back to school t-shirts are inappropriate. They have sexualized messages on them. I can't even muster up any fake shock today. Sorry. Am I officially desensitized or just having an off week? Jezebel can at least still muster up…
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Swimsuits, Clothes & Body Image

One major secret to a positive body image is wearing the right clothing for your body. Clothing that doesn't show everything is clothing that cleverly hides flaws and private areas. Like the above dress, for instance. I don't want to mislead…
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Perfect Ass

Ainsley, do not borrow shorts with words on the booty ever again. Is it possible that some parents don't understand how a word puzzle works? I can't think of any other reason they would let a little girl wear shorts that say Perfect Ass.
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Costume Contest Winner

I received most comments about the Dalmatian, a handmade thrift store and black marker costume. The costume was submitted by Angela White of Breastfeeding 1-2-3. She's won a great Seagate Go Portable Hard Drive. Congratulations. Keep it…
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Last (Lovely) Glimpse of Halloween 2008

Bride of FrankensteinCheetah Ok, I'm no longer taking entries in the contest. I'll give you a few hours to leave comments voting on all the entries I published over the weekend and then I'll announce the winner of the Seagate Go Portable Hard…
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Real Girls' Costumes IV

Pirates, Bunnies, Kittens and Monsters? Oh MY! Renaissance Princess Rocket and Ferris Wheel (Sooo Clever!) Nightmare Before Christmas Pirate Number 2 Pencil & friends Sweet Watermelon Pink Poodle Little Lovelies Leave…
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Real Girls' Costumes V

Anne Boleyn and her cat (Love the siblings a props! LOL) Fairy Princess,with a white shirt with gems on the top, a skirt with lights in it, and black leggings with glitter. Combined with a crown, wings and a flower wand. (Props for self-invention…
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Real Girls' Costumes III

Elvis and his Groupie (LOL) Chihuahua Pirate Tigger Leave a comment voting on your favorites. See the other entrants on Real Girls Costumes, Real Girls Costumes II. I'll run the contest through the weekend allowing parents to…
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Real Girls' Costumes II

Bat Girl Two fluffy bunnies Phoenix Juice Box (took 2 weeks to construct) Leave a comment voting on your favorites. See the other entrants on Real Girls Costumes. I'll run the contest through the weekend allowing parents to email…
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Real Girls' Costumes

Dalmatian made from thrift Store finds and a black marker and creativity.Miranda (10) is Cerberus, the three-headed dog that guards the gates of Hell in mythology. Ivy, (5) wanted to be a Murloc. That's a fish-like creature from the World of…